The Definitive Ranking of Unibrows
If you identify with anyone on this list, maybe it's time for laser hair removal.
10. The Mask of Warka
Even the ancient Sumerians knew the power of the unibrow.
9. Squilliam Fancyson
Maybe the reason why Squidward could never keep up with Squilliam is because he couldn't rock the unibrow.
8. Sam the Eagle
That unibrow is all business.
7. George W. Bush
Behold the pure power of the presidential unibrow.
6. George Harrison
This unibrow rocks!
5. Groundskeeper Willie
This unibrow is sure to raise some eyebrows.
4. Anthony Davis
It's a facial hair slam dunk.
He might be overcompensating for Ernie's lack of eyebrows.
2. Nicolas Cage
Talk about a national treasure.
1. Frida Kahlo
Because facial hair like that is a work of art.