The Definitive Ranking of Unibrows

If you identify with anyone on this list, maybe it's time for laser hair removal.

10. The Mask of Warka

Even the ancient Sumerians knew the power of the unibrow.

9. Squilliam Fancyson

Maybe the reason why Squidward could never keep up with Squilliam is because he couldn't rock the unibrow.

8. Sam the Eagle

That unibrow is all business.

7. George W. Bush

Behold the pure power of the presidential unibrow.

6. George Harrison

This unibrow rocks!

5. Groundskeeper Willie

This unibrow is sure to raise some eyebrows.

4. Anthony Davis

It's a facial hair slam dunk.

3. Bert

He might be overcompensating for Ernie's lack of eyebrows.

2. Nicolas Cage

Talk about a national treasure.

1. Frida Kahlo

Because facial hair like that is a work of art.

 


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